after a month anything with tits is on the radar
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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