im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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