so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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