Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Green mimosas i think yes
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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