I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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