That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
