He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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