No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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