Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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