did you get engaged???
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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