Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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