I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Mom said you looked used
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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