yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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