what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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