Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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