Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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