Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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