You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize