Duck Duck Cougar?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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