Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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