Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
