haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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