Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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