ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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