Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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