So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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