he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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