we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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