There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I looked at my own cervix.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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