is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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