I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I could fuck to npr.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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