Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You ate ashes out of my bong
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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