Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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