he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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