Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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