Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Randomize
