doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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