Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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