just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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