dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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