I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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