Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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