what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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