the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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