I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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