Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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