i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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