if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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