Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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