But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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