Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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