called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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