Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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